Airblaster Sissy Pants

We aren't calling you a sissy, but we think you ought to know that the Airblaster Sissy Pants are so damn glorious that even the world's biggest sissy would manage to have a good time in 'em. From the 15K waterproofing and fully taped seams, to the elastic waistband and mesh lined inner leg vents, the Airblaster Sissy Pants are a slim fitting luxury item that every self respecting shredder ought to have on their lower half.