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Bond Civil Jacket: Here’s a tip for lunch at the resort when you’re broke: Get some hot water and ketchup packets, mix them together, and take a swig. Then, get in to the line in the cafeteria and start spitting it all over as you drop to the ground, convulsing. Then have your buddy scream, “He has a condition! We need some chili fries over here, STAT!†There is no doubt that in the Bond Civil Jacket, you’ll get at least three servings of those delicious fries and then some.
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